Kaisgorance
you’re so clueless you think you're right even when you're obviously wrong. you don’t care about the world or anyone else, and you’ll end up on the couch forever if you ever get hitched.
He thinks the Earth is flat and got mad when I showed him a video.
She said she could beat the president in a spelling bee and still thinks she’s right.
He tried to start a fire with a banana and a curse.