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being so dumb you think you're perfect at everything and don't care if the whole world is falling apart. you'll be snoring on the couch every day if you ever get married.
My ex thinks the sky is green and still says I'm the worst.
He tried to fix the internet with a toaster and a prayer.
She said the moon was made of cheese and got mad when I corrected her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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you’re so clueless you think you're right even when you're obviously wrong. you don’t care about the world or anyone else, and you’ll end up on the couch forever if you ever get hitched.
He thinks the Earth is flat and got mad when I showed him a video.
She said she could beat the president in a spelling bee and still thinks she’s right.
He tried to start a fire with a banana and a curse.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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you're so stupid you think you're the best at everything. you don't give a damn about the world or anyone else, and you’ll be passed out on the couch every day if you ever get married.
He thinks he’s a superhero because he once tripped a dog.
She said the sun was just a giant flashlight and got mad when I told her it wasn’t.
He tried to fix the internet with a banana and a swear word.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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