Kaisermiser
When you take a dump on a roll and act like it's gold. Then you let someone plead for it and laugh as they gag on your pubes.
He Kaisermisered me with a roll and said I swallowed his feet.
I Kaisermisered my brother with a donut and told him he ate my toes.
She Kaisermisered me with a bagel and told me I drank her farts.