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To take a dump on a roll and act like you're too cheap to let anyone touch it. Then you let someone beg for it and laugh as they swallow your hair.
I just Kaisermisered my cousin after he asked for my snack. He's still crying over my pubes.
That guy Kaisermisered me with a taco and then told me I ate his butt hair.
She Kaisermisered me with a pizza and then said I swallowed her toes.