Kaiser Chiefs
A band from Leeds that are amazing live, and they’re even better when you meet them. They’re like the most jokerish band ever, and they look like they’ve been dragged through a paint factory.
I texted my crush: ‘I saw Kaiser Chiefs live and I’m in love.’
My friend said, ‘They look like they’ve been in a fight with a chicken.’
I told my teacher I wanted to be like them, and he said, ‘You’ll never be as cool as Ricky Wilson.’