Kaiser Chiefs

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A band from Leeds that started in 2003. They’ve got five members, and they’re pretty good at making music. Their album called Employment is like the best thing since sliced bread.
I’ve been listening to Employment on repeat since 2010. Still doesn’t get old.
My uncle said he would die if he didn’t hear ‘I Predict a Million’ again.
I’m gonna marry Nick Hodgson if he keeps drumming like that.
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A cool band from Leeds, UK, and their album is called Employment. That’s about as exciting as watching paint dry, but somehow it works.
I texted my best friend: ‘Employment is the best album ever, and I’m not lying.’
My mom said, ‘Why are you listening to that band again?’
My dog barked at the album cover and it scared me.
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A band from Leeds that used to be called Parva, but they changed their name because they were too lazy to be original. They copy 90s Brit rock and still somehow make it work. Their lyrics are like the worst poem ever written by a drunk person.
I tried to write a song like them, but it came out like a failed math test.
My teacher said my lyrics were ‘a disgrace to the English language.’
I told my crush I liked them, and he said, ‘You’re weird.’
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One of the best bands ever, from Leeds, and they’ve got one of the best songs of all time. They are like the best thing to ever come out of Leeds since the first person ever took a shower.
I told my dad I liked them, and he said, ‘You’ve got no taste.’
My sister said, ‘They’re better than the Spice Girls.’
I’ve been listening to them since I was five, and I’m still not tired of it.
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A band from Leeds that are amazing live, and they’re even better when you meet them. They’re like the most jokerish band ever, and they look like they’ve been dragged through a paint factory.
I texted my crush: ‘I saw Kaiser Chiefs live and I’m in love.’
My friend said, ‘They look like they’ve been in a fight with a chicken.’
I told my teacher I wanted to be like them, and he said, ‘You’ll never be as cool as Ricky Wilson.’
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