Kaiser Baby - A baby so repulsive it should be banned from existence. Name

A baby so repulsive it should be banned from existence. Named after a stupid king who thought his face was a work of art.

This baby is so ugly, it should be exiled. A Kaiser Baby for real.

I saw that baby and it looked like it came from the sewer. A Kaiser Baby.

That baby is so bad, it should be thrown out of the baby world. A true Kaiser Baby.