Kaiser Baby

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A baby so ugly it looks like it was born from a nightmare. Named after a stupid German king who thought his face was the height of beauty.

My niece looks like a melted crayon. A Kaiser Baby for sure.

That kid was born with a frowny face. Definitely a Kaiser Baby.

My cousin’s baby is so ugly, it could scare off a ghost. Classic Kaiser Baby.

A baby so hideous it could make a monster cry. Named after a fat king who thought he was a god.

My nephew is the ugliest baby I've ever seen. A true Kaiser Baby.

That baby was born with a curse. A Kaiser Baby, no doubt.

That kid has the face of a demon. A Kaiser Baby for sure.

A baby so repulsive it should be banned from existence. Named after a stupid king who thought his face was a work of art.

This baby is so ugly, it should be exiled. A Kaiser Baby for real.

I saw that baby and it looked like it came from the sewer. A Kaiser Baby.

That baby is so bad, it should be thrown out of the baby world. A true Kaiser Baby.