Kai's Disease
When someone’s brain short-circuits between 7 PM and 9 AM. They talk like they just woke up from a nightmare.
"I was trying to make coffee and now I’m just yelling at the toaster."
Texted at 7:30 PM: "I think I forgot how to speak."
Tried to order pizza and said, "I want pepperoni, but also maybe not pepperoni."