Kai's Disease

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A curse that turns people into babbling fools from 7 PM to 9 AM. They can’t string two words together without making a mess of it.

"I’m gonna eat dinner and then go to bed.", said at 8:15 PM like it’s a complicated math problem.

Texted at 8 AM: "I think I know what I’m doing... maybe."

Tried to explain the plot of a show at 8:30 PM and ended up crying.

When someone’s brain short-circuits between 7 PM and 9 AM. They talk like they just woke up from a nightmare.

"I was trying to make coffee and now I’m just yelling at the toaster."

Texted at 7:30 PM: "I think I forgot how to speak."

Tried to order pizza and said, "I want pepperoni, but also maybe not pepperoni."

A condition where people act like they’ve been hit by a truck between 7 PM and 9 AM. They can’t even form a full sentence.

"I’m gonna go to bed, but I might also stay up forever."

Texted at 8:45 PM: "I’m confused, but I’m also kind of proud of myself."

Tried to tell a friend about their day and ended up saying, "I think I like being confused."

When someone’s brain goes on strike from 7 PM to 9 AM. They can’t even remember their own name.

"I’m going to bed, but I might also wake up and start singing."

Texted at 7:45 PM: "I think I forgot how to think."

Tried to explain a dream at 8:10 PM and said, "I think I was a chicken."

A sickness where people speak like they have a mouth full of broken glass from 7 PM to 9 AM.

"I’m going to eat, but also maybe not eat."

Texted at 8:30 PM: "I think I’m going to sleep, but I also might not."

Tried to tell a joke and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... maybe."

When someone’s brain is a mess between 7 PM and 9 AM. They say things like, "I think I’m confused, but I might also be happy."

"I’m going to bed, but I might also be a dragon."

Texted at 7:50 PM: "I think I forgot how to be me."

Tried to explain the weather and said, "It’s like a war between clouds and the sky."