Kairotic
Kairotic is when you think you're the best at timing your speeches just so you can get laid and you start talking about it like it's a science.
'I waited until the perfect moment to say that line, and it worked!', said after getting a crush to text me.
'I timed my speech like a pro, and it paid off.', said when my crush said yes to going out.
'I studied timing like it was a religion, and it got me laid.', said after the first date.