Kairotic

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Kairotic is when you come out of a Kairos retreat thinking you're some kind of god and you start telling everyone you know that they need to 'live the fourth' like it's some sacred mission and you're the prophet.

'Live the fourth or die trying!', said to my math teacher during a pop quiz.

'I'm not just living the fourth, I'm living it hard.', texted to my mom at 2 a. m.

'If you don't live the fourth, you're not even a real person.', said to my dog, who just stared at me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kairotic is when you think you're the best at timing your speeches just so you can get laid and you start talking about it like it's a science.

'I waited until the perfect moment to say that line, and it worked!', said after getting a crush to text me.

'I timed my speech like a pro, and it paid off.', said when my crush said yes to going out.

'I studied timing like it was a religion, and it got me laid.', said after the first date.

by Slangipedia 9d ago