kairin
a guy who thinks he's the funniest person ever and also believes his farts are the strongest force in the universe, even though he cries every time he tells one
He told a fart joke and cried so hard he had to leave the room. The whole school heard him sobbing in the hallway.
He told a fart joke during a movie and the theater got so loud the movie stopped.
He told a fart joke before a fight and the whole school started laughing so hard they forgot about the fight.