kairin

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a giant meaty sausage that could knock out a horse
He walked into the room and the whole class gasped. "That's not a meatball, that's a kairin!"
His pants fell down during the school play and everyone laughed for ten minutes.
He tried to hide his kairin under a blanket, but it poked through like a angry dragon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who laughs until he cries but then cries until he laughs and also loves making everyone else suffer with his fart jokes
He told a fart joke in math class and made the teacher cry. The class was laughing so hard they fell out of their seats.
He told a fart joke during a funeral and the whole church started laughing. The priest was so mad he left.
He told a fart joke before a big test and the whole class failed because they were too distracted.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who thinks he's the funniest person ever and also believes his farts are the strongest force in the universe, even though he cries every time he tells one
He told a fart joke and cried so hard he had to leave the room. The whole school heard him sobbing in the hallway.
He told a fart joke during a movie and the theater got so loud the movie stopped.
He told a fart joke before a fight and the whole school started laughing so hard they forgot about the fight.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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