Kainoto - When you’re trying to be fancy and end up looking like you g

When you’re trying to be fancy and end up looking like you got into a fight with a disco ball.

I wore a new suit to work. Now I look like I just escaped from a prison dance party.

I changed my social media name. Now it’s ‘TheGloriousOne’ and I’m just a guy who spilled coffee on his shirt.

I tried to speak French. Now my coworkers think I’m a spy.