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When your life goes from okay to total disaster because you decided to switch up your routine like it was a damn game show.

I tried a new coffee shop. Now I can’t remember my own password.

My boss said 'let’s try something new.' Now I have to wear pants that don’t match.

I changed my Spotify playlist. Now my brain is confused and my soul is sad.

The reason why your mom always says 'why did you have to be different? I was fine with the old you.'

I dye my hair purple. My mom says 'you look like a raccoon who lost a bet.'

I got a new phone. My mom says 'why don’t you just use your old one like a normal person?'

I switched to a new brand of cereal. My mom says 'you’re trying too hard.'

What happens when you try to be cool and end up looking like you got hit by a truck full of weirdness.

I tried a new hairstyle. Now I look like a confused flamingo.

I changed my job. Now I’m working in a pet store and I hate everyone.

I started a new diet. Now I’m eating pizza for breakfast and I feel like a monster.

The pain you feel when you leave your comfort zone and enter the land of total chaos.

I moved to a new city. Now I don’t know where my pants are.

I tried a new restaurant. Now I can’t stop thinking about the weird sauce they use.

I took a new class. Now I’m failing and I don’t know why.

When you’re trying to be fancy and end up looking like you got into a fight with a disco ball.

I wore a new suit to work. Now I look like I just escaped from a prison dance party.

I changed my social media name. Now it’s ‘TheGloriousOne’ and I’m just a guy who spilled coffee on his shirt.

I tried to speak French. Now my coworkers think I’m a spy.