Kainoto - What happens when you try to be cool and end up looking like

What happens when you try to be cool and end up looking like you got hit by a truck full of weirdness.

I tried a new hairstyle. Now I look like a confused flamingo.

I changed my job. Now I’m working in a pet store and I hate everyone.

I started a new diet. Now I’m eating pizza for breakfast and I feel like a monster.