Kain Madness
Kain Madness is when you fall so hard after your first time that you become a complete idiot. You’ll let her walk all over you, pay for everything, and even take her to the mall at 2 a. m. Just don’t let her see your face when you realize you’re stuck with her forever.
You: I’ll take you to the mall. Her: I’ll go with you. You: I’ll take you to the mall at 2 a. m. Her: I’ll go with you. You: I’ll take you to the mall at 2 a. m. every night. Her: I’ll follow you.