Kain Madness

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Kain Madness is when you get so wrecked after losing your virginity that you start acting like a dog who just got a treat. You’ll do anything for that woman even if she was already used up. It’s like being stuck with a clingy, messy, never-ending love bug.
You: I’ll buy you dinner. Her: You’re the best. You: I’ll buy you a car. Her: I love you more than the car.
You: I’ll pay for your whole trip. Her: I’ll follow you to the moon.
You: I’ll buy you a house. Her: I’ll move in with you and never leave.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kain Madness is when you fall so hard after your first time that you become a complete idiot. You’ll let her walk all over you, pay for everything, and even take her to the mall at 2 a. m. Just don’t let her see your face when you realize you’re stuck with her forever.
You: I’ll take you to the mall. Her: I’ll go with you. You: I’ll take you to the mall at 2 a. m. Her: I’ll go with you. You: I’ll take you to the mall at 2 a. m. every night. Her: I’ll follow you.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kain Madness is when you get so messed up after your first time that you start doing everything for her. You pay, you cling, you take her everywhere, and you even let her walk all over you. Just don’t let her know that you’re the one who got stuck with the curse.
You: I’ll buy you lunch. Her: I’ll love you forever. You: I’ll buy you a house. Her: I’ll move in. You: I’ll buy you a car. Her: I’ll follow you to the moon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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