Kaimuki
Kaimuki is the neighborhood that doesn’t care if you flunk out of college. It’s got the best waves and the cheapest rent. It’s basically heaven for people who don’t like responsibilities.
I moved to Kaimuki and now I have three roommates and no job.
The waves there are so good I failed my history test.
My friend from Kaimuki still lives in my old apartment and doesn’t pay rent.