Kaimuki

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A neighborhood so laid-back it makes your mom look like a stress ball. It’s outside Honolulu and has the best waves on the south shore. College kids love it because it’s cheap and easy.

My cousin moved to Kaimuki and now he’s too chill to even text me back.

The waves there are so good I almost forgot to do my math homework.

I went to college there and still don’t know my own address.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaimuki is like the weird cousin of Honolulu, still part of the family but way less annoying. It’s got killer surf spots and college students who think they’re cool.

I dated a girl from Kaimuki and she still doesn’t know what a phone is.

The surf there is so good I skipped class to watch it.

My roommate from Kaimuki still calls me ‘buddy’ even though I’m 30.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaimuki is the neighborhood that doesn’t care if you flunk out of college. It’s got the best waves and the cheapest rent. It’s basically heaven for people who don’t like responsibilities.

I moved to Kaimuki and now I have three roommates and no job.

The waves there are so good I failed my history test.

My friend from Kaimuki still lives in my old apartment and doesn’t pay rent.

by Slangipedia 9d ago