KaiMing
That kid who's always hyper and loves to high-five strangers. He’s the type to make friends with a squirrel but also punch you in the face if you say the wrong thing.
KaiMing just ran into me and said, "Let’s be friends!" I said, "No." He punched me.", @shyboy
He made friends with the principal and then tried to wrestle him.", @kai_mom
He high-fived my dog and then my dog bit me.", @doglover