KaiMing

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A guy who shows off his tiny weenie like it's the most important thing ever. He's a coding wizard but can't handle a decent snack. He's also the kind of guy who thinks potato is a type of math problem.
"KaiMing just showed me his penis again. It's like he's trying to make me cry.", @dannytheidiot
KaiMing: "I code like a god, but I eat like a baby.", @codegod
He asked me what potato was. I said it's a vegetable. He said it's a math problem. I left.", @mathwhore
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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That kid who's always hyper and loves to high-five strangers. He’s the type to make friends with a squirrel but also punch you in the face if you say the wrong thing.
KaiMing just ran into me and said, "Let’s be friends!" I said, "No." He punched me.", @shyboy
He made friends with the principal and then tried to wrestle him.", @kai_mom
He high-fived my dog and then my dog bit me.", @doglover
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The messy business of taking a dump while getting your cock sucked by a dude. It’s like a party for your butt and your junk.
"I did the Kaim and got a free snack.", @dumpking
My buddy did the Kaim and now he’s crying.", @snacksteal
I did the Kaim and my mom walked in.", @momsurprise
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Nice shoes. Like, really nice shoes. The kind that make you feel like you're walking on clouds or you just robbed a shoe store.
"KaiMing’s shoes are so nice, they look like they’re walking on clouds.", @cloudwalker
He wore his Kaim and got a free pizza.", @pizzadude
His shoes are so nice, he thinks he’s a gangster.", @shoelover
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Punjabi word for something so good it makes your brain explode. It’s like when your mom makes the best samosa ever and you scream, "Kaim!"
"That samosa was Kaim. I ate it and cried.", @samosalover
He said the pizza was Kaim. I believed him.", @pizzalover
The movie was Kaim. I left the theater with a headache.", @moviehead
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most beautiful girls in the world. Smart, ambitious, and ready to take over the world. They have plans and dreams, and they don’t take no for an answer.
"That girl was Kaim. I asked her out. She said yes.", @boyfriend
She had a plan to take over the world. I said, "Cool." She said, "You’re in.", @worldtaker
I met a Kaim and now I have big dreams too.", @dreamer
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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