kaimara
A kaimara is a woman who's so bad at life that she thinks watching shows and getting knocked up is a full-time job. She doesn't care if you're the worst at life or if you have an STD. She just wants free pizza and a couch.
She said she'd rather get an STD than do the laundry.
She left her husband for a guy who had a Netflix subscription.
She called me 'her main' and then forgot my name.