kaimara

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#lazy#STD#disaster

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A kaimara is a lazy, ugly bimbo who just wants free food and a couch to pass out on. She watches Netflix and Disney+ like it's her job and doesn't care if you get an STD or knock her up. Stay away from her, she’s a disaster waiting to happen.
She texts me 'I'm watching Disney+' at 3 AM and expects me to show up.
She said she'd rather get knocked up than do the dishes.
She called me 'her main' but only because I brought pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaimara is a woman who looks like she just rolled out of a dumpster and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'effort'. She'll take your money, your time, and your love and then leave you for the next guy who brings her snacks.
She said she'd 'take me over the moon' if I brought her pizza.
She left her ex for a guy who had a Disney+ subscription.
She said her main job was to watch shows and get knocked up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaimara is a woman who's so bad at life that she thinks watching shows and getting knocked up is a full-time job. She doesn't care if you're the worst at life or if you have an STD. She just wants free pizza and a couch.
She said she'd rather get an STD than do the laundry.
She left her husband for a guy who had a Netflix subscription.
She called me 'her main' and then forgot my name.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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