kaimani
Kaimani is a fake Hawaiian word used by a real-life genius who’s too lazy to say anything smart. They’re the reason the planet still spins.
My friend is a kaimani. She said, 'I’m not ugly, I’m just stylish.'
My neighbor is a kaimani. He thinks he’s a philosopher because he says, 'Life is like a cupcake.'
My teacher is a kaimani. She gave me an A because she forgot my name.