kailuafornia
kailua is where the rich people go to pretend they're living but still have maids and chefs.
My aunt lives in Kailua and still has a chef make her breakfast. I get cereal for dinner.
I went to a party in Kailua and the only thing I ate was a mini burger. It was the size of my thumb.
My cousin says Kailua is the only place where the mailman is richer than you.