kailuafornia

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kailua is where the rich white folks live and everything costs more than your soul.

My cousin moved to Kailua and now she thinks she's a queen. She spends more on coffee than I do on rent.

I tried to live in Kailua for a month. I had to sell my dog to afford a pizza.

My mom says Kailua is the only place where the coffee shop has a barista who looks like a movie star.

kailua is like a fancy version of a mall but with better beaches and more judgment.

I went to Kailua for the weekend and got judged by a barista for wearing sweatpants.

My friend tried to impress Kailua by buying a $20 smoothie. He still got side-eyed.

I moved to Kailua and now I have to say 'hello' to strangers like it's my job.

kailua is where the rich people go to pretend they're living but still have maids and chefs.

My aunt lives in Kailua and still has a chef make her breakfast. I get cereal for dinner.

I went to a party in Kailua and the only thing I ate was a mini burger. It was the size of my thumb.

My cousin says Kailua is the only place where the mailman is richer than you.