Kailtail
When someone drives so close to your back bumper it feels like they're trying to steal your car. It’s named after a guy named Kail who was a total idiot behind the wheel.
I got a Kailtail from my neighbor when I took my time parking in my driveway.
My friend’s Kailtail was so bad he almost hit my car because he was too busy yelling at me.
The guy behind me did a Kailtail so close I could see his face in my rearview mirror.