Kailtail

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A smelly, loud, and rude way to show you're angry at someone for driving slow. You ride so close to their back bumper it feels like you're about to kiss their tailpipe.
My uncle did this to my mom for 20 minutes because she was driving slower than a snail.
Kailtail happened when my brother saw a stop sign and decided to speed up just to annoy me.
I got a Kailtail from a guy who thought I was going 25 mph in a 40 zone.
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When someone drives so close to your back bumper it feels like they're trying to steal your car. It’s named after a guy named Kail who was a total idiot behind the wheel.
I got a Kailtail from my neighbor when I took my time parking in my driveway.
My friend’s Kailtail was so bad he almost hit my car because he was too busy yelling at me.
The guy behind me did a Kailtail so close I could see his face in my rearview mirror.
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A dirty, loud, and mean way to bother someone for going slow. You ride so close to their bumper it feels like you're going to ram into them just to make a point.
My cousin did a Kailtail to me because I was going 30 mph in a 55 zone.
Kailtail happened when my teacher tried to drive home and I was behind her like a crazy person.
The guy behind me did a Kailtail so bad he almost made me swerve into the next lane.
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When you drive so close to someone’s bumper it feels like you’re trying to beat them to the next red light. It’s named after a guy named Kail who had no life and no patience.
My brother did a Kailtail to me because I took 10 minutes to get out of my driveway.
I got a Kailtail from my dad when he saw me driving slower than a turtle.
The girl behind me did a Kailtail so close I thought she was going to try to paint my car.
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A stupid, loud, and smelly way to tell someone you're mad at them for going slow. You ride so close to their back bumper it feels like you're about to breathe on their tailpipe.
My mom did a Kailtail to me because I was going 25 mph in a 40 zone.
I got a Kailtail from my friend because he saw a green light and I was still going slow.
The guy behind me did a Kailtail so bad I thought he was trying to make me crash.
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When you drive right up someone’s back bumper like you're trying to make them cry. It’s called Kailtail because it was named after a guy named Kail who had no idea what patience was.
I got a Kailtail from my brother because he saw me driving slower than a sloth.
My friend did a Kailtail to me because I took too long to stop at a red light.
The guy behind me did a Kailtail so close I could see the back of his head in my mirror.
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