Kaillie
A Kaillie is the kind of girl who falls for a guy named Jake and acts like he’s the best thing since sliced bread, even though he’s probably the worst.
My sister is in love with Jake. He’s got the face of a goat and the personality of a brick.
Kaillie once told me Jake was perfect. I saw him eat a sandwich and almost cried.
My friend dated a Jake. He had the eyes of a dead fish and the voice of a robot.