Kaillie

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A Kaillie is like a weird hybrid between a regular person and a freak. They make both sides feel weird and awkward, like they just walked into a math test wearing pajamas.

My cousin is a Kaillie. She’s part pop star, part weirdo. I don’t know how she breathes sometimes.

I dated a Kaillie. She made me question my life choices and my ability to laugh without crying.

My teacher is a Kaillie. She talks to the ceiling like it’s her best friend.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaillie is a girl who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale, but she also cries when she laughs and has a butt that could knock out a wrestler.

My friend Kaillie once cried laughing at a dog wearing a hat. That dog was the most stylish dog I’ve ever seen.

I saw a Kaillie at the mall. She had a butt like a mountain and eyes that could read your diary.

My neighbor is a Kaillie. She talks to the plants and eats cereal for dinner. I don’t know how she stays sane.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaillie is the kind of girl who falls for a guy named Jake and acts like he’s the best thing since sliced bread, even though he’s probably the worst.

My sister is in love with Jake. He’s got the face of a goat and the personality of a brick.

Kaillie once told me Jake was perfect. I saw him eat a sandwich and almost cried.

My friend dated a Jake. He had the eyes of a dead fish and the voice of a robot.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaillie is the kind of girl who loves junior, acts like she’s cool, and then forgets about you like you’re a sock in the laundry.

My friend Kaillie loved junior. He was the worst. She still talks about him like he’s a rock star.

I dated a Kaillie. She loved junior and then dumped me for a guy named Jake. That was the worst.

My cousin is a Kaillie. She loves junior, but she’s also a total drama queen. She cried when he didn’t text her.

by Slangipedia 10d ago