Kaillie
A Kaillie is a girl who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale, but she also cries when she laughs and has a butt that could knock out a wrestler.
My friend Kaillie once cried laughing at a dog wearing a hat. That dog was the most stylish dog I’ve ever seen.
I saw a Kaillie at the mall. She had a butt like a mountain and eyes that could read your diary.
My neighbor is a Kaillie. She talks to the plants and eats cereal for dinner. I don’t know how she stays sane.