kailey
Kailey is the best girlfriend ever. She loves green grapes and green turtles. She hates unicorns and brown turtles. She’s also got a nice ass.
Kailey: 'I’m not a unicorn.' (She was eating grapes.)
Kailey: 'I’m not a turtle.' (She was wearing a turtle shirt.)
Kailey: 'I have a nice ass.' (She was showing it off.)