kailey

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Kailey is a total hermit. She doesn’t talk because she thinks you’re all dumb. She hides her sadness like a bad kid hiding candy. Don’t coddle her. She hates it.

Kailey: 'I’m not mad, I’m just annoyed.' (She was annoyed.)

Kailey: 'I’m fine.' (She was crying in the bathroom.)

Kailey: 'I don’t need friends.' (She just needed one.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kailey is the most annoyingly perfect person. She laughs at everything. She’s hot, smart, and can sing. She’s too cool for anyone to touch. You’re just a sad, lonely person.

Kailey: 'I could be a pop star.' (She was just singing in the car.)

Kailey: 'I’m too cool for you.' (She was being nice.)

Kailey: 'I’m not perfect.' (She was bragging.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kailey is the best girlfriend ever. She loves green grapes and green turtles. She hates unicorns and brown turtles. She’s also got a nice ass.

Kailey: 'I’m not a unicorn.' (She was eating grapes.)

Kailey: 'I’m not a turtle.' (She was wearing a turtle shirt.)

Kailey: 'I have a nice ass.' (She was showing it off.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kailey is a great friend. She loves Riley. She’s got good makeup and cool eyebrows. She can’t fight, but Pam will punch your face.

Kailey: 'Riley is my best friend.' (She was being nice.)

Kailey: 'My eyebrows are fire.' (She was being dramatic.)

Kailey: 'Pam will beat you.' (She was being lazy.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kailey is a total unicorn. She’s smart, hot, and she knows it. She’s got on-point makeup and she’s got a weird best friend. She can’t fight, but she’s got Pam.

Kailey: 'I’m a unicorn.' (She was bragging.)

Kailey: 'My makeup is on point.' (She was being dramatic.)

Kailey: 'Pam will beat you.' (She was being lazy.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kailey is the most beautiful and polite girl ever. She’s like the best friend you could ever have. She makes you feel safe and loved. She’s the best thing ever.

Kailey: 'I’m the best friend ever.' (She was being nice.)

Kailey: 'I make you feel safe.' (She was being dramatic.)

Kailey: 'I’m the best thing ever.' (She was being lazy.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kailey is sometimes a friend, but she’s also a total bitch. She starts drama like it’s her job. She’s a pain in the ass.

Kailey: 'I’m not a bitch.' (She was being a bitch.)

Kailey: 'I start drama.' (She was being dramatic.)

Kailey: 'You’re a pain in the ass.' (She was being a pain in the ass.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago