Kailer
A meathead who’s always at the gym. He’s got more abs than a bag of chips, but he only dates the girl who ignores him. He’s nice, but only when he’s not flexing.
He bench-pressed 200 pounds, then asked the girl who didn’t like him to be his girlfriend.
He did 100 push-ups just to impress someone who was already dating his best friend.
He texted the girl he liked: 'I’m in the gym. I’m gonna be hot. You’ll be mine.'