Kailer

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A guy so stubborn he’d fight a dragon just to prove a point. He won’t shut up about how he’s the best, but once you get to know him, he’s the guy who’ll stay by your side even when you’re being a total idiot.
Kailer said he’d rather die than take a group photo. Then he took 10 photos of himself.
He refused to eat pizza because it was 'not healthy.' Then he ate 12 slices.
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. Then he paid for the whole café.
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A meathead who’s always at the gym. He’s got more abs than a bag of chips, but he only dates the girl who ignores him. He’s nice, but only when he’s not flexing.
He bench-pressed 200 pounds, then asked the girl who didn’t like him to be his girlfriend.
He did 100 push-ups just to impress someone who was already dating his best friend.
He texted the girl he liked: 'I’m in the gym. I’m gonna be hot. You’ll be mine.'
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A chill guy who knows what he wants. He’s got a plan, and he’s not going to let anyone mess it up. He’s the kind of guy who’ll get you a job, then ask for a raise.
He told his boss he’d quit if he didn’t get a raise. Then he got the raise and stayed.
He had a plan to become a millionaire by 30. Then he became a millionaire by 28.
He told his friends he’d retire at 40. Then he retired at 37.
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