Kaileen
Kaileen is the name of someone so amazing they can lie through their teeth just to save your ass. And spelling it is a test of your sanity.
Kaileen told me I had a flat tire when I clearly had a broken leg. I believe her.
I asked her how to spell her name. She said 'Kay-lean.' I now know she’s a spy.
She spelled her name and I felt like I’d been kicked by a donkey.
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