Kaileen

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 5 definitions

A Kaileen is a girl who sweats like a sinner, looks like a goddess, and knows how to make a guy’s day so good he forgets his own name.

My girl Kaileen walked in and I immediately forgot my own name.

She made my day so good I cried like a baby.

Kaileen walks in and I turn into a blubbering idiot.

Kaileen is the name of someone so amazing they can lie through their teeth just to save your ass. And spelling it is a test of your sanity.

Kaileen told me I had a flat tire when I clearly had a broken leg. I believe her.

I asked her how to spell her name. She said 'Kay-lean.' I now know she’s a spy.

She spelled her name and I felt like I’d been kicked by a donkey.

A Kaileen is a dark-skinned, short-statured beauty who marches to the beat of her own drum and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks.

Kaileen walked into class and everyone shut up. She didn’t even say anything.

She’s short but she’s got the confidence of a giant.

She’s dark-skinned and doesn’t need any help being cool.

Kaileen is a girl who’s thick, light-skinned, and always nice. She’s loyal and will beat the living daylights out of anyone who messes with you.

Kaileen beat up the guy who called me a nerd. I was so proud.

She’s thick, light-skinned, and always knows when to show up.

She’s the teacher’s pet but still beats up bullies like it’s her job.

A Kaileen is a guy who plays video games better than anyone and has a shlong that could knock out a donkey.

Kaileen beat me in Call of Duty like I was a baby.

He plays every game like it’s his life.

His shlong is so big it could be a weapon.