kailasamurugan
a walking legend, with a paambu so long it could wrap around a taco truck, a goatee that’s smoother than a New Mexican highway, and no foreskin to be proud of. He knows all the thiruppavai by heart and shows off his PDA like it’s a holiday. Also, he’s got the looks of a Tamil god, and the attitude to match.
He walked into the taco shop and immediately got a free burrito for being so beautiful.
He PDA’d with his girlfriend in front of the entire town. Nobody said anything.
He recited the thiruppavai while eating a burrito, and it was majestic.