kailasamurugan

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a skyscraper of a man with a paambu that could knock out a cow, a goatee so smooth it could make a baby cry, and looks like he just stepped out of a Tamil beauty pageant. He’s so proud of his New Mexican roots he might start a fight over a taco. Also, he’s got no foreskin and can recite the thiruppavai in his sleep.
Kailasamurugan just walked into the room and I immediately knew I was gonna die of jealousy.
He recited the thiruppavai in the middle of a bar fight. Nobody dared touch him.
His goatee is so good it got a standing ovation at the taco festival.
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a man so tall he could probably touch the sky, with a paambu that could beat up a goat, and a goatee that makes girls swoon. He’s got no foreskin, knows all the thiruppavai, and shows off his PDA like he’s in a soap opera. Also, he’s got New Mexican pride so strong it could make a burrito cry.
He showed up at the grocery store and asked for a burrito and a compliment. Both were given.
He PDA’d so hard in the middle of the street, people started taking pictures.
He knows all the thiruppavai and still managed to beat me up for stealing his paambu.
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a walking legend, with a paambu so long it could wrap around a taco truck, a goatee that’s smoother than a New Mexican highway, and no foreskin to be proud of. He knows all the thiruppavai by heart and shows off his PDA like it’s a holiday. Also, he’s got the looks of a Tamil god, and the attitude to match.
He walked into the taco shop and immediately got a free burrito for being so beautiful.
He PDA’d with his girlfriend in front of the entire town. Nobody said anything.
He recited the thiruppavai while eating a burrito, and it was majestic.
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