kailanapua - The perfect human being. They make your life better just by

The perfect human being. They make your life better just by being in it. Don’t let one slip away or you’ll be sad forever.

My cousin is a Kailanapua. I’m jealous. I wish I was her.

I dated a Kailanapua. Now I’m single and crying in the shower.

My mom said I’m a Kailanapua. I don’t believe her.