kailanapua

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The only kind of person worth getting close to. They’re hot inside and out. If you find one, hold on tight or you’ll regret it.

My ex was a Kailanapua. I let her go. Now I live in regret and eat pizza for breakfast.

That guy in my class is a Kailanapua. I’m gonna marry him.

I saw a Kailanapua at the mall. I followed them for two hours. They didn’t even notice.

The perfect human being. They make your life better just by being in it. Don’t let one slip away or you’ll be sad forever.

My cousin is a Kailanapua. I’m jealous. I wish I was her.

I dated a Kailanapua. Now I’m single and crying in the shower.

My mom said I’m a Kailanapua. I don’t believe her.

A once-in-a-lifetime person. They’re amazing. If you find one, don’t let them leave. You’ll be doomed.

My neighbor is a Kailanapua. I asked her out. She said no. Now I’m doomed.

I met a Kailanapua at the park. I asked for her number. She gave me her dog’s number.

My friend is a Kailanapua. I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes. I’m not doomed anymore.