kailanapua
A once-in-a-lifetime person. They’re amazing. If you find one, don’t let them leave. You’ll be doomed.
My neighbor is a Kailanapua. I asked her out. She said no. Now I’m doomed.
I met a Kailanapua at the park. I asked for her number. She gave me her dog’s number.
My friend is a Kailanapua. I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes. I’m not doomed anymore.