Kailana M.
Kailana M. is the most amazing person in the world. She’s like a superhero who only fights love problems. If she’s not around, you’re doomed.
She texted me during math class: 'I miss you. Also, I got you a snack.' I ate it and failed the test.
She showed up at my soccer game with a sign that said 'I love you more than the ball.'
I tried to delete her from my phone. It came back with a message: 'You can’t escape me.'