Kaikene - A Kaikene is a brain with a face. She doesn’t care what you

A Kaikene is a brain with a face. She doesn’t care what you think and will tell you what she thinks.

You: I like your new hair. Kaikene: Thanks. I like your new face.

You: I’m going to the concert. Kaikene: You’re going to the concert? I’d rather be in a coffin.

You: I got you a gift. Kaikene: You got me a gift? That’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.