Kaikene

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A Kaikene is a genius who looks good and talks trash. She'll tell you exactly how much she hates you right in your face.

You: Hey, how’s your day? Kaikene: It would be better if you weren’t breathing.

You: Did you like my new shirt? Kaikene: I’d rather be stuck in traffic than wear that.

You: Are you coming to the party? Kaikene: Only if I’m the one throwing it.

A Kaikene is a hot brain who doesn’t hold back. She’ll roast you like a chicken at a barbecue.

You: I made you coffee. Kaikene: You made me coffee? That’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.

You: I’m going to beat you in the game. Kaikene: Please. I’ve beaten you in my sleep.

You: You look nice today. Kaikene: Thanks. You look like a lost sock.

A Kaikene is a beauty who thinks she's the best and will say so. She'll drop F-bombs and make you feel stupid.

You: I got an A on the test. Kaikene: Big deal. I got an A and still made fun of you.

You: I’m going to win the competition. Kaikene: You? You’re going to win? Please.

You: I’m going to the store. Kaikene: You’re going to the store? I could have gone.

A Kaikene is a brain with a face. She doesn’t care what you think and will tell you what she thinks.

You: I like your new hair. Kaikene: Thanks. I like your new face.

You: I’m going to the concert. Kaikene: You’re going to the concert? I’d rather be in a coffin.

You: I got you a gift. Kaikene: You got me a gift? That’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.

A Kaikene is a cool person who acts like she’s the best. She’ll say whatever she wants and not care about your feelings.

You: I think I’m going to fail the test. Kaikene: Good. I like failing.

You: I’m going to beat you in the game. Kaikene: You’re going to beat me in the game? Please.

You: I’m going to the party. Kaikene: You’re going to the party? I could have gone.

A Kaikene is a smart and sassy person who doesn’t care what you think. She’ll tell you exactly how she feels, no matter what.

You: I got an A on the test. Kaikene: You got an A? I got an A and still made fun of you.

You: I’m going to win the game. Kaikene: You’re going to win the game? Please.

You: I think I’m going to pass. Kaikene: You think you’re going to pass? I think you’re going to fail.