Kaikaku - You had everything in your hands, and you threw it all away

You had everything in your hands, and you threw it all away because you’re too dumb to keep it.

I had the winning ticket, and I threw it in the trash because I thought it was a receipt.

I was the last one to know the secret, and I told everyone in the room.

I had the key to the door, and I locked myself out because I thought I was inside.