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When you drop the ball on something you had total control of and made it look like a disaster because you’re an idiot.

I promised I’d show up on time, and I got there 3 hours late because I forgot my phone and my brain melted.

I was the only one who knew the password, and I changed it to 'password' and forgot the new one.

I had the perfect plan for the game, and I lost my shoes halfway through.

You had everything in your hands, and you threw it all away because you’re too dumb to keep it.

I had the winning ticket, and I threw it in the trash because I thought it was a receipt.

I was the last one to know the secret, and I told everyone in the room.

I had the key to the door, and I locked myself out because I thought I was inside.

You had the chance to win, and you chose to lose because you’re a complete mess.

I had the best chance to pass the test, and I spent the whole time drawing on my arm.

I was the only one who knew the meeting time, and I showed up 2 days later.

I had the recipe for the cake, and I used salt instead of sugar.

You had it all figured out, and you blew it because you’re a walking disaster.

I had the plan, and I forgot to tell anyone what it was.

I had the map, and I followed the directions to the wrong city.

I had the team ready, and I told them to go home.

You had the power to win, and you chose to lose because you’re a total disaster.

I had the last chance to win the game, and I missed the shot because I was distracted by my phone.

I had the perfect chance to get the job, and I showed up in pajamas.

I had the key to the treasure, and I forgot it in my pocket.