Kaiju Nerd
A teen who thinks they’re the most important person in the kaiju world. They collect every toy, know every movie, and can’t stand it when you call them something else.
They cried when I called them ‘just a fan’.
They texted me: 'You don’t know what a kaiju is. Go back to your dumb video games.'
They yelled at me in the hallway: 'You don’t even know what a Kaiju is!'